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LMAO: This Prophet claims he visited heaven; you can get the 'heavenly' photos for $340 @ 11:02 am On Apr 05, 2016
by Dinosoft - (Lientenant)

First and foremost i dont know if this post should go under the Religion category or Jokes category. I struggled with it because i couldn't stop laughing. Anyways , i sticked it under the jokes category.

So here is the story. A popular South African Pastor, Paseka Motsoeneng, the leader of the Church of Incredible Happenings said he went to heaven and took pictures of heaven using his Samsung s5 smartphone to show as proof.
"The selfies i took last night in heaven though. You will be surprised" he posted on Facebook on April 1st...and you would you think it was April's fool joke but he was actually very serious!

People not far from his church testified that an usual light flooded the church and prophet Mboro was ‘abducted’ by God.
On March 31, Pastor Mboro said people have despised him a lot.
"Tonight at 10pm i will post one picture i took when i went to heaven. People have despised me a lot. The one who wants to get it first inbox me and pledge at least R5000",

He also posted on Facebook that same day that someone has leaked one of the pictures he took in Heaven.
"So some leaked one of my pictures in Heaven. But at 10pm I will show you guys the one I was actually with angels not this one"

Surprisingly, he said that Jesus Christ, the Lord and Savior has a young hot forever young ebony wife. The Prophet said,
“I saw heaven and it is a surprise. Jesus for example, has a beautiful Xhosa wife. She is young, hot, and extremely attractive”

BBC NEWS reports that South Africans are mocking the prophet.
"If the Americans can go to the Moon why can't Pastor Mboro go to Heaven and take pics,"one tweeted. Another commented: "Don't forget your selfie stick when U go to heaven."

Re: LMAO: This Prophet claims he visited heaven; you can get the 'heavenly' photos for $340 @ 12:43 am On Apr 06, 2016
by mysticgal1 - (Lientenant)

When it's just malaria

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