Here is a typical way of how Nigeria Govt. Agency always respond to incidents.
After the Muslim fasting, the moon wasn't sighted up till the time of posting. Below comments will make you lol.

The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed minister of information

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon Edo state governorship candidate

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose osun state governor

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC political party

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans agitators

We know where the moon is but we don't want to say.
-The US govt.